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Milk & Sausage – The new birds & bees

August 24, 2006 By Michele 2 Comments

Yeah yeah yeah – I love marriage, am a fan of the institution, love my husband, and believe in fidelity and vows and all that crap… But ladies? I saw this and giggled…

For all those men who say, “Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free?” Here’s an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

Heh. I stole it from an email I was forwarded at work 😉

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  1. Becki says

    August 24, 2006 at 1:21 pm

    Lol now that i like thanks for the laugh today

  2. Mr. Fabulous says

    August 24, 2006 at 2:33 pm

    That hurts my feelings. I am very sensitive, you know! 🙂

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