I owe significant updates. Bottom line… My life is changing drastically, and I need to write… document… process. So, I’ll be attempting to update on all. But first… A story.
I had to run to Logan’s pediatrician’s office to pick up some forms. Jay came with me as part of a larger errand run. After picking up said forms, we had to take the elevator down – which led to one of the more embarrassing moments I’ve had in a long, long time.
Jay loves me. He’s attracted to me. In general, he’s a charismatic, flirty person. And since I’m more reserved, and in general don’t know – and never have known – how to flirt, he loves to focus all that on me. And this is a good thing, after more than 21 years of marriage.
We get in the elevator, and he, a security watch commander, knows all about the cameras, and decides to put on a show. He got that look in his eye and moved in on me. He’s moving in on my neck, has a hand on my boob… and someone lunges for the elevator door at the last second and gets on – and receives a full show. Good Lord. We then spend the entire elevator ride with this gentleman and Jay discussing elevators and fun. I spent the whole elevator ride bright red, and covering my face.
And this is why I can’t take Jay anywhere.