Good Lord I want a cigarette. The cravings are really bad today. All I want is a frickin’ cigarette. I don’t have any at all, so that’s a good thing. But I don’t have any licorice, gum, or anything else either, so I’m just sitting here gnashing my teeth. Ugh.
try some sex.
umm, nevermind, you’ll only want a cigarette even more after that.