I have to go the gynecologist today. Oh the joy. This is a brand new one, which means I also have to go through my entire gynecological history which is long and varied. Plus… Due to what I call my “birth defect,” what Poe calls my “freakiness,” and what the doctors call a “congenital abnormality,” I get two pap smears. Furthering the joy.
I think we should have a website with all the euphemisms for going to the gynecologist. Like they do for masturbation, sex, and penises (peni?) (brace yourself for the google hits). You know like “slapping the salami?” I have NO idea… Like… “Opening the hoo hoo?” No?
Lets make a game of it!! Comment, and let’s see how many we can come up with.
I wonder what’s worst, Women getting their puntangs examined or men getting their prostates examined.
hmmmmm