PMS

PMS Sucks

January 14, 2009 By Michele Leave a Comment

I’m mad today. I want to smash things. I want to tell people, like my children and husband, what I really really think in my head.

This is NOT a clean room! This goes HERE like every other 4 billionth time I told you! Can you NOT unscrunch the clothes when you take them off? What is so difficult about putting the game IN THE CASE!? What is that SMELL?! Hello? Who taught you how to drive, moron! I AM NOT THE MAID. But it’s all shrieked in my head like a freakin’ banshee on PMS… wait a minute…

And I check my mon.thly (aside – love that thing) calendar, and huh. I’m not particularly regular but it notes that I’m probably 1 week and 3 days away. And then I realize I’m not actually insane. Just hormonal.

Don’t cross me for the next three days.

PMS?

August 5, 2008 By Michele 1 Comment

First off, thank you so much for your – er – nippular recommendations… Much appreciated, and I’m going to try some of the bras mentioned. No bandaids though – sensitive skin and I react to adhesive.

There’s a joke in there somewhere.

On to another topic altogether. I have PMS. This is no surprise to anyone that knows me. However, I’m finding that over time (years, really) it’s getting really bad. Now I have the standard crazy behavior, and it’s to the point where I have to make sure I’m not making Life Choices during that time, ’cause it really could just be the hormones. But I’m also finding there to be a lot of anxiety during that point in time as well. Morbid thoughts – plannings of funerals – etc. Not like suicidal or homicidal, more like, what if? What would I do if? It usually only happens in the quiet. I’m only in the quiet in my car to and from work, and then in bed going to sleep, so that’s when the thoughts occur.

Like I said, it only happens during PMS time. What is this? I’m assuming just a strong PMS? And is there any way to “fix” it without hormones of any kind? I cannot take the pill, or the ring, or anything like that, because the side effect is migraines. What do I do?

malaise

April 1, 2008 By Michele 3 Comments

All day today I’ve been pissy. Well… Bitchy would be a better term. Screeching and such. Every little thing a major annoyance. Perturbed. The kind of day where in the span of a half hour you drop everything you touch, you get a couple of papercuts, and then you spill water all over the inside of your truck.

I couldn’t figure out why I didn’t have peace. I kept praying – because this was awful. Just awful. Nothing had happened to warrant this. Usually some serious things need to go wrong for me to have this kind of attitude.

And then I got real tired.

And then I craved chocolate.

And then the light bulb went on. Dude, I hate PMS.

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