A very indignant Logan marches into the office.

Logan:  Joseph blessyou’d all over me!

Me:  What?

Logan:  JOSEPH BLESSYOU’D ALL OVER ME!

Me:  You mean he sneezed on you?

Logan:  That’s what I said!

Poe:  It happens.

Having absolutely nothing to do with St. Patty’s Day, this is the conversation from the car this morning, on the way to school:

Joseph: Logan, what do you want to be when you grow up.

Logan: Police.

Joseph: Well…  You could be a Sheriff too, you know.

Logan: What’s that?

Joseph: Same as police – they just wear a different hat.