OK.  So – men?  You can leave now.

Just us ladies?

I’ve got a little problem and I need help from you.  You see, I have this, well, nipple issue in my clothes.  As in the highbeams are ALWAYS on.

Today in the restroom, my shirt was folded up while I fastened my pants and I caught a glimpse in the mirror.  Mind you I’m wearing a tank top under my shirt.  Plus bra.  Which means, while folded up over itself, I had 6 layers over them, and still Major Highbeams.

WHAT DO I DO?  I just manage to cross my arms over my chest most of the time.  Is there a special kind of bra?  Is that what a padded bra is for?  I had never bought a padded bra before, as I have B+ cups, so I’ve never gone for more so to speak.

HELP ME.  This is embarrassing.  I mean – after kids, I don’t need an actual ARROW pointing south, you know?