But aside from that, she's still completely normal
See those pictures up there? Those are Poe’s Rubber Ducky pants. They’re jammies. I got them for him for Christmas a couple of years ago. He luuuurrrrrrvvvveeeesssss them. He will indeed go errands in them He recently ran to the gas station for something. A very large (Poe is only 5’6″) black man came up to him as he was going to go into the store… Then did that weird shake/snap/knuckle hit that men do, and said, “Dude? That takes Balls. Good shit.”
If I had a Button Maker I would make these buttons:
Circular Reasoning Major
Shhhhhh, I’m thinking
Tell Jefferson, Washington, and Adams that War is not the answer
Just Think
What color is the sky in your world?
(This may take more than one button) Your lack of planning does not constitute an emergency on my part
It’s all just dirt anyway
You can’t take it with you
I brake for tailgaters
It’s not me it’s the idiot in front of me
What buttons would you make? Other ideas for their usage?
I think they’d make a great party favor at birthday parties for kids to make their own buttons. OR – even better… Make the buttons yourself, with various statements like the above and wait for the parents to start complaining. Or you could make buttons for your family to wear.
King/Queen for a day on their birthday
GROUNDED
I did my homework so don’t ask
My ears work just fine – it’s my mouth that needs help
I hear you, I’m ignorning you
If you go in KNOWING you have to tell me 5 times, we’ll be just fine
For my boys, so when they leave the toilet, they’ll see it in the mirror – Toilet Seat Down – even better if it were backwards, making it readable in the mirror.
My food plans for the day…
Well – caffeine got me through the morning, since I needed to get up at 5:30 am to participate. I forgot completely to eat breakfast. Poe has gone to get the family lunch. For dinner, I have no idea, but since I’ll be having a big lunch, I’ll be eating light… Maybe some snackies? I’m not sure. I’m having caffeine or sugar free energy drinks, and drinking water in between. I also have red licorice for overnight tonight. I’m usually asleep at that time, and I doubt my medication will be at full capacity, so I have the licorice in case the urge to smoke gets too bad.
I just want to space it all out so I don’t feel gross.
You know, I thought about whether or not I should link to this person or not. I’ve decided to. I’m discussing Discussing Dooce at the moment.
I do not understand the phenomenon that is Dooce myself. But I’m definitely one of her readers. I identify with her struggles. I identify with her triumphs. As for putting her whole family out there on the web? Well and so what? Aren’t we all to varying degrees of anonymity? And if Leta is embarrassed when she’s older? My idea – which I’m sure Heather has already thought of – would be to write her very OWN blog. And you know what? That would be okay too.
And Dooce IS a phenomenon… She has her own verb! I’ve been Dooced! I’ve used the term myself.
My point is this… Who cares if she has comments. Who cares if she doesn’t interact with the blogging “community?” That’s her freakin’ choice. And considering what’s out there – I’m not sure I’d want to communicate either.
I just don’t understand the need for a whole site to knock one person. I mean how hard would it be to just not read?
This is a Google game, and is intended to be played with a search engine. That’s right, you’re supposed to look up the answers! Post the answer to your blog, and send the permalink to games@blogathon.org with the subject line GAME 5. You have 40 minutes, and it’s worth a $10 sponsorship!
Clue:
The Rule of Four was surely vexed
By this fifteener, puzzling text
My Answer: Hypnerotomachia Poliphili
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