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Question on Firefox

August 19, 2006 By Michele 2 Comments

Okay… Help! This may be resolved when I do a redesign. However… This site looks all funky on Firefox which I just downloaded. Mainly it’s not recognizing the header boundary, and not automatically adjusting the sidebar margins to fit the contents. I haven’t a clue how to fix this. Advice?

Need a Laugh?

August 19, 2006 By Michele Leave a Comment

I’m sorry, but this is funny… Have a grudge against an old boyfriend? Go add his name and a couple of reasons for breaking up with him and Ghetto Queen will sing about it. Break up with your mate by song – personalized just for you! It made me giggle.

http://www.dabreakupsong.com

New design… A question

August 18, 2006 By Michele 1 Comment

OK for any of my regular readers out there… Please please please take a moment here. I would like a redesign. Something here that’s me. That’s associated with me. That screams Michele was here, or screams Sparks! I want it to be unique to my site. I want it to reflect me. So. I love Troll Baby’s stuff. Love it. So I have a couple of choices.

I could get a premade one. This is one that I like a lot… It costs less, and would be customized for me. And no one else would have it, it would be off the market.

Or I can go another route and have a new design made, one that I would have input on and full implementation. I could create a persona. I really like this site – It doesn’t have a massive header, has 3 columns, and there’s a persona there that has been created for Phat Mommy. I’m thinking a girl with green eyes, curly hair, and rectangular black glasses – incorporating various themes of my life.

Do you guys have any input?

Question on Tests

August 17, 2006 By Michele 1 Comment

This falls into the TMI category… Probably more so for guys, rather than ladies. You’ve been warned. Ladies I have a “female” question for you below the fold…

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Appointment of the Day

August 17, 2006 By Michele 1 Comment

I have to go the gynecologist today. Oh the joy. This is a brand new one, which means I also have to go through my entire gynecological history which is long and varied. Plus… Due to what I call my “birth defect,” what Poe calls my “freakiness,” and what the doctors call a “congenital abnormality,” I get two pap smears. Furthering the joy.

I think we should have a website with all the euphemisms for going to the gynecologist. Like they do for masturbation, sex, and penises (peni?) (brace yourself for the google hits). You know like “slapping the salami?” I have NO idea… Like… “Opening the hoo hoo?” No?

Lets make a game of it!! Comment, and let’s see how many we can come up with.

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