Sparks and Butterflies… — Page 165 — But aside from that, she's still completely normal

Oh. My. Gosh.

August 27, 2006 By Michele 2 Comments

Do you ever have those days in which every single damn thing your kids do just drive you up a frickin’ wall? I mean really? Do you need to scream THAT much? Really? Do you really have to whine THAT much? I mean, dude. You’ve both been on this earth a respective 6 and 4 years. The rules have never changed. They have never gotten bent to stop the whining. What makes you think it’ll happen now. All it serves to do is make me mad. That’s all.

Oh, and this whole only listening to daddy thing? So over it.

Dude. Hand over the Excedrin.

Conversations with a 6 year old

August 26, 2006 By Michele Leave a Comment

“Mooooooooooooooooooooom… Is that you going POTTY??”

“NO – It’s the random person off the street I let use our toilet every night.”

construction coming

August 26, 2006 By Michele 1 Comment

Just so you all know… I’m going to be undergoing a major reconstruction in the next couple of weeks. I don’t know if it will be in one shot or pieces yet – so please pardon the dust.

Last Night’s Excitement

August 25, 2006 By Michele 4 Comments

First? Click to enlarge. Second? Yeah – it’s exactly what you think it is. about 6 inches from the front door.

Milk & Sausage – The new birds & bees

August 24, 2006 By Michele 2 Comments

Yeah yeah yeah – I love marriage, am a fan of the institution, love my husband, and believe in fidelity and vows and all that crap… But ladies? I saw this and giggled…

For all those men who say, “Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free?” Here’s an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

Heh. I stole it from an email I was forwarded at work 😉

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