So I get home from work tonight and my mom lets me know that “Joseph has a girlfriend.” So I go in and talk to Joseph who was taking a bath.
“I hear there’s a girl you like?”
“Yeah.”
“Joshua’s sister?”
“Yeah. Her name’s Jessica.” While my 6 year old gets progressively pink. “She doesn’t like me though.”
“But you like her?”
“I don’t know!” As he dunks under the water.
“How old is she?”
“I don’t know.”
“What grade is she in?”
“High School.”
Oy.
Oh boy. I’m going to need to have found a whole other set of parent tools by the time that comes along!