I did not sign up

I did not sign up for a family bed. When I was researching parenting before we had children, I specifically remember telling Jay I did not want a family bed. I am purely selfish. I love my pillow, I love my space, or else I cannot sleep. The kids (and cat), however, disagree. This morning, my head was hanging off the bed, and it was just a matter of time before the rest of me would follow. There’s a reason I go to a chiropractor, people.