What in the ever loving world is the problem with aiming your freakin’ wanker into the toilet, so that you don’t hear your mother (that would be me) screaming about men and ewww and gross and “How would you like MY pee on YOUR butt??”
To be fair, it’s the shorter of the gender in my house I’m referring to. Not Poe.
But for Cripes sake stop daydreaming when there’s fluid involved.
Gross. Just gross.
AMEN! Although I must admit, my stepsons (13 and 9) have been banished from the “girl’s bathroom” (aka “MY Bathroom”). Funnily enough, they actually follow this rule religiously, which amazes me, given all the other rules they ignore!
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Oh! I SO wish that I didn’t know what you were talking about!
ha ha. my husband is wise enough (or lazy enough) to pee sitting down. at first i thought it was weird, but then i remembered all the things i hated about bad aimers.
Amen! Amen! Amen!
I have two boys (and the hubby) and I get sick and tired of having stray pee hardening on my toilet for me to have to clean!
You would think the tub of Clorox wipes sitting on top of the toilet would be a big hint to clean up after yourselves…but no!