A picture of me …
game 8
Another
Again – but they’re leaving…
Quick one to say that I’m still here, but a high school friend I haven’t seen in 12 years just stopped by. I’ve told him what I’m doing, but I can’t just stop and ignore him…
small update
I have now stopped smoking for 3 days, 15 hours, 30 minutes, 19 seconds. That translates into 72 cigarettes NOT smoked, for a savings of $17.46! I have increased my life expectancy by 6 hours, 4 minutes, 36 seconds.
Rubber Ducky you’re the one…
See those pictures up there? Those are Poe’s Rubber Ducky pants. They’re jammies. I got them for him for Christmas a couple of years ago. He luuuurrrrrrvvvveeeesssss them. He will indeed go errands in them He recently ran to the gas station for something. A very large (Poe is only 5’6″) black man came up to him as he was going to go into the store… Then did that weird shake/snap/knuckle hit that men do, and said, “Dude? That takes Balls. Good shit.”
If I had a button
If I had a Button Maker I would make these buttons:
Circular Reasoning Major
Shhhhhh, I’m thinking
Tell Jefferson, Washington, and Adams that War is not the answer
Just Think
What color is the sky in your world?
(This may take more than one button) Your lack of planning does not constitute an emergency on my part
It’s all just dirt anyway
You can’t take it with you
I brake for tailgaters
It’s not me it’s the idiot in front of me
What buttons would you make? Other ideas for their usage?
I think they’d make a great party favor at birthday parties for kids to make their own buttons. OR – even better… Make the buttons yourself, with various statements like the above and wait for the parents to start complaining. Or you could make buttons for your family to wear.
King/Queen for a day on their birthday
GROUNDED
I did my homework so don’t ask
My ears work just fine – it’s my mouth that needs help
I hear you, I’m ignorning you
If you go in KNOWING you have to tell me 5 times, we’ll be just fine
For my boys, so when they leave the toilet, they’ll see it in the mirror – Toilet Seat Down – even better if it were backwards, making it readable in the mirror.
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